Those Pesky Terrorists

All eyes will be on Sochi as the Winter Olympics begin tonight. After two terrorist bombings recently in Volgograd, Russia, there's rightful cause for concern over the security of the venue. Well, at least many folks are concerned. The 0bama administration however sees the situation as perhaps no more disconcerting than a bunch of high school boys TPing trees on Halloween. This was the wisdom recently uttered by State Department Deputy Spokesperson Marie Harf:

"In terms of security for Sochi, U.S. citizens planning to attend should remain alert regarding their personal security at all times. I think our security experts have said that criminal activity in Sochi is similar to other cities of comparable size. Obviously, major events such as the Olympic games are an opportunity for thieves or for other folks who want to cause mischief," Harf said.

Wait, what? Mischief? Watch below. I know it looks like a Saturday Night Live skit, but it's real, or at least reality according to the current administration.

Maybe if we just sent the terrorists to bed without their supper they'd learn their lesson.