Back to Civilization

I've often felt this way myself.

From Overheard in DC...

On the Yellow Line coming out of the tunnel and on the bridge toward Virginia: 

Two middle-aged women are talking. 

Woman 1: "Ah, we're finally heading back to civilization."
Woman 2: "Well, we're heading into Virginia."
Woman 1: "Like I said, heading back to civilization."

Naturally, the editors at DCIst took offense, but this map shows the civilization picture quite clearly.