Sunday Humor

Here's a little pre-church humor to start your day.

Father O' Malley answers the phone. 

"Hello, is this Father O'Malley?"
"It is."

"This is the Internal Revenue Service, income tax department. Can you help us?"
"I can."

"Do you know a Ted Houlihan?"
"I do."

"Is he a member of your congregation?"
"He is."

"Did he donate $10,000 to the church?"
"He will."

Happy Sunday.